Listen the fuck up!
I don’t give a shit about many articles on life hacks you’ve read.
I don’t give a shit how many productivity books you’ve bought or borrowed.
I don’t give a shit how many life hacking blogs you’ve subscribed to.
I don’t give a shit how many gurus, experts or annoying life coaches you personally know.
I don’t give a shit how many shortcuts or bullshit trickery you know of.
I don’t give a shit if you function on only 4 hours of fucking sleep a day.
I certainly don’t give a shit about that little thing which you claim will help others make a ton of money or whatever.
Hell, I don’t even give shit about your achievements or how successful you think you are.
You are not a god damn life hack!
You know what the fuck you are?
And that means you exist.
You live a life.
One that goes up, and then goes down.
One where there are good days, and other days are just shit.
That’s life. Accept it. Stop denying it. And stop telling others that they need to be happy 24/7 or that they can be happy with a simple trick or hack.
We’re all human and we’re all trying our best our own god damn way.
We’re all human and that we means get tired, fatigued, uninspired, bored and emotional at times.
We’re all human and that means, sometimes we fight.
We’re all human and that means we’re at the mercy of the mysteries of life.
We’ll be stumped, again and again.
Like it or not, sometimes life will dish out unfair shit to you even though it’s not your fault.
No amount of life hacking can save you from that.
But… that’s okay.
It’s absolutely fine.
Because you’re not a god damn life hack but a fucking amazing human being capable of doing all sorts of cool shit on your own, even without the hacks.
You can travel the world on your own.
You can dive in the wondrous pool called sleeping-all-you-like.
You can eat amazing food.
You can drink beer.
You can have sex.
You can take the long route for a nice walk instead.
You can speak the fuck up and tell that annoying life coach or guru why they’re wrong and why you’re right.
Sure, you can learn a few tips and tricks here and there to help you out.
But always remember, they’re not going to solve all your damn problems.
And neither should they override what you truly love to do.
Because the real answer to your life is found through constant learning and experiencing life to put yourself in the middle
The grey area.
The zone in which you’re in and out of comfort.
The experience you’ve seen with your own eyes.
The feelings that will never lie to you.
You’re not a god damn life hack.
So just live.
And take in shit one step at a time.