Your Balls, Your Rules

Your balls, your rules baby.

Grab’em. And start doing some amazing shit.

Make sure that amazing shit is something you love.

It doesn’t matter what others think about you or what you love. Fuck them!

It’s your balls, hence your rules bitch.

You can dangle them all over life for as long as you want.

Your balls are personal. They belong to you.

Your balls contain your dreams, goals, achievements and memories.

You just have to stop hiding your balls.

You’re gotta show your balls.

You gotta show others that your balls are there because most others are hiding their damn balls.

What a waste of juice!

Your balls are capable of so much!

People are just dying to see your balls.

So flash’em!

Flash’em wide and proud.

Life can’t do shit to stop you.

Life can only create balls, for people, but as said, not many use’em well.

So fuck people, and fuck life.

Use your balls wisely my friend.

Your balls, your rules bitch.

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