Why I Hate The Marie Kondo Show: Do We Need A Show Just To Remember How To Adult Today?

I don’t know if you’ve heard or seen it, but the Netflix series, Tidying Up With Marie Kondo is creating waves among people.

People who apparently don’t know how to be neat.

People call it a “movement” too, which I disagree with.

The show is about how Marie Kondo, in every episode helps a family clean up their household.

Here’s why I hate the show after like two episodes. And no, obviously, I don’t spark joy:

• The entire show is mere marketing for Marie and her image.
• In the show, she goes in, talks shit, folds like one piece of clothing and fucks off in her chauffeured ride. If she sleeps over to understand the dynamics and pains of the family, that’s fine, but she’s not doing that.
• Everything is contrived, especially the stupid trailer being automatically played on my Netflix and how she says, “I love mess!” Yeah right. What producer told you to say that Marie?
• There is no real, underlying issue. It’s just adults forgetting how to be neat. Stop being a bitch and just clean up. Know what’s a real issue? Hoarding.
• All the articles being shared on Facebook talking about how it’s a “movement” makes…