When you reach out for real advice or just a listening ear and you get this stupid shit instead…

Am I right?!

Sorry, no, you aren’t really helping.

It’s like you’re saying, “I don’t really know how to help, but it’s the thought that counts. You should be thankful that I thought of that thought, and so here’s that thought for you.”

Why thanks. Let me use that positive energy. I will grab it from the air or something and wipe it all over my body and that’d magically make everything better.