When I Grow Up, My Only Ambition Is To Become This Fucking Awesome

Forget about making a million dollars, starting a company, being my own boss or traveling the world.

When I grow up, I just want to be like this fucking awesome grand dad.

I am going to have a kid and when I bring Maximillion or Leah (two fucking awesome, powerful names I already came up with) to parent-teacher conference in school, all the teachers and kids are gonna be like, “Oh shit, Max/Leah’s dad is so fucking hot.”

I am going to be that dad.

I am going to continue to work out. I am going to continue to sleep enough. I am going to eat the shit out of healthy shit so I can look young, ripped and hot.

I am going to be that hot. middle-aged guy who looks young still.

I am going to continue dancing and live my identity as a Bboy. Why? Because I care about having an identity and with that, I care to some level what others think of me.

I am going to be that aged dude who cares enough about himself to care about how others see him and not become one of those old people who don’t give a fuck anymore and just hope to die as soon as possible.

I am going to get more tattoos and when my friends ask, “Aren’t you afraid it’s going to look ugly when you grow old?”

And I’ll look down at my ink, look up and reply, “Nope. This feels pretty fucking awesome.”

I am going to be that grand dad.

Yep. I am going to be this fucking awesome.

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