The Craziest Thing A Girl Said To Me In Bed (So Like Erm, You Won’t Believe What She Said!)

Originally on Quora.

No sex involved here. Just us cuddling in bed.

This was right after I switched off the lights and prepared to go to sleep.

Like ten minutes later, she turned over to face me and started breathing really heavily and loudly.

I was like, “What’s wrong?”

She said “I think I see something wrong over there.”

I was like, “What?”

Then she started pointing towards the direction her back was facing.

It dawned on me there and then she thought she saw a fucking ghost, right in my bedroom.

I repeat, in my own fucking bedroom.

I freaked out. I felt immense fear in me. I don’t really believe in ghosts and shit, but then again you just never know what the hell is going on in life with all its mysteries and shit. Plus it was my fucking bedroom! A place I’ve lived in my entire life!

What could I do except switch on the lights heroically?

Yeah I was like, “Okay don’t worry. I’ll go switch on the lights okay baby?” with a brave front when I was actually scared shitless.

Those three seconds of removing the covers from my body, getting up and running to the switch in total darkness were the longest seconds in my life.

Switched on.

No ghost of course.

God only fucking knows what the hell she thought she saw.

And that was the craziest shit a girl said to me in bed.

Man, even saying my dick was small would have been better. I think.

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