Sorry, But Nothing Beats Real Mail Being Delivered To You

Originally here on Steemit.

Fuck your email.

Fuck your e-vite.

Fuck your DMs (direct messages) on whatever social network.

Fuck cool new infographics sent to you.

Fuck a tag.

Fuck being linked to some funny video or whatever.

Fuck being sent cryptocurrency even.

Because nothing beats the mail! Wut! Look what just arrived!