Originally from my blog:
Everyone today talks about how to look good, speak good and whatever. But how about, how to be ugly?
You gotta know this shit. It’ll make you think.
Here’s how to be ugly with these easy steps!
You know, I’ve dated a bunch of pretty girls before. Some of them were even hot, being models and all.
I was enamored by them.
But then it made me realize that looks can only get you so far, for the very fact that it’s extremely easy when it comes to how to be ugly.
When you’re drunk and totally shit-faced, you’re ugly. No one wants to see that shit. In this case, no one wants to smell that alcohol on you.
When you’re angry, you’re ugly. Your face is frowning. Your eyebrows are creased. You give off this angry vibe which people can detect a mile away. People can get scared even. They’d wanna leave you alone.
When you’re mad and spewing profanities needlessly from your mouth, you’re ugly. No one wants to hear that shit.
When you’re sad and crying hysterically, you’re ugly. It shows you can’t control your emotions and that you love drama.
