10 Things You Need To Say To Your Friends Even Though They Don’t Want To Hear It
1) “Your breath stinks.” Because it smells and then you offer a mint.
2) “Posting this shit on social media only makes you look immature as fuck.”Because only enablers would like the posts, take sides and make dumb comments without understanding the whole situation.
3) “She isn’t a bitch. You’re just an insecure dude who can’t handle rejection.”Because way too many guys badmouth girls they get rejected by. Weak. If you want to get the girl, then learn how to do it in the first place and don’t act like a dick just because you got rejected.
4) “You’re coming across as a self-help blowhard.” Because for some reason, people who read way too many self-help books start to preach out of their asses even during small talk.
5) “You seem to hate the whole fucking world dude and it’s making you look like a whiny brat” Because there’s a fine line between being a brat who is pissed off with everything and everyone in life and someone who is just letting loose some steam. Many do not realize they fall in the former group.
6) “Money has indeed turned you into an asshole.”Because money, especially when there’s too much of it can change people.
7) “You’re drunk. Give me the fucking keys.” Because way too many drunks get behind the wheel somehow and these morons actually think they can drive.
8) “Yes, you’re fat as fucking fuck.” Because you need to stop skimming on the truth which is preventing them from becoming a healthy person.
9) “You’ve a gambling/alcohol/drug problem.” Because something needs to be said and done when your friends are victims of addiction.